20 Years Later: An Empty Seat And A Full Beer

There are certain points in your life that impacted you so much that you will always remember it as if it were yesterday.  Right off the top of my hea...

Poon on Films: "Oz: The Meh and Meh-erful"

"I'm scare of his review, Wizard"            "And I'm a horrible actor."




Welcome to Poon on Films. 

The Worst Christmas Songs Of All Time

Oh it's that time again little ones.  The time of year where good 'ol Poon locks himself in his house, fully stocked on lubricant, whiskey and severed...

How The Boys Beat the Bucs

So, as it turns out, there is actually a performance clause in my contract with Down and Distant.  So instead of going with "Plan A" which consisted o...

A Trip With The Chicago Bears

Not those Bears.....we will get there. Today is my first day of recovery after a 5 day trip to Chicago with a fellow Buckeye and one hell of a model A...

My Yearly Prayer

For those of you lucky enough to follow me from the old "A Day in the Life Of..." blog, then I'm sure you have many memories with me.  My near meltdow...

This Year is Different.....wait is that already taken?

Foo Fighters playlist and Sprite with my vodka.
Late night of drinking pre-Dominicana.
Cranking on airplanes and PK in bleans,
These...

Damn I'm High

10,000 feet in the air and listening to Bush makes me think of nothing else than my fellow hooligans at D&D. We have been slacking on not only the pod...

Talking horses' asses

This is becoming a habit.  Well, we like to drink and talk so why not?  To you high toners who must have this download through your iTunes automatical...

Whoa Nelly. Three episodes in the books. This one has the full cast of characters in the house.





Go Ahead, D...

Pat Sajak Makes 8 Figures

Now go back to your shitty day and send us your Google search bitches.
@downanddistant

So this is the second one that you should listen too. The first one is on iTunes. Listen in any order, but listen. SERIOUSLY. LISTEN.

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PKs Google screen cap

Poon wins so far with the Jonathan Taylor Thomas search. Gay much?

It's Check Your Google Night!

Submit your screenshots to downanddistant@yahoo.com or @downanddistant to win prizes next week on the podcast! I'll start. GO!!!

Tuesday or Die Episode 1

You should probably listen to this. It's what happens when beers are mixed with audio recording equipment.
Tuesday Or Die episode 1

My Last Will and Testament

Well it's come to this. After surviving so may of life's trials and tribulations, antique mirrors and minivans, whiskey benders and vodka morning afte...

NBA All Star Saturday Night

First of all, I do not apologize for my posts last night. I cannot take back what beer makes me think and/or say. Deal with it.

Catching...

5-4. Fuck you......

Me-4; TO-3. Eat it.

Beer-3, TO touchdown count-3. And it's halftime. I dare him to beat me.

Trying to live tweet from Allen Wranglers home opener but fucking failing like a mother fucker. TO with 2tds so far. Drinking a beer for each touchdow...

Hear My Sports Confession

Forgive me Sports Father -
I think I might have sinned. Or in the process of sinning. I'm not talking about the other 6 tabs that I have open...

Hunched Over and Sweating

Happy Saturday you little shit-fuckers! As much as I love each and every one of you, I sincerely hope that you are spending this glorious day being p...

Live tweeting from Plano SB bash. Open Grey Goose bar? God save the children....and the mobile port-a-potties.

Why Are You Reading This?

Seriously. It's Christmas Day, there is finally basketball on and you should be at least half drunk at this point. I am, but only from remnants of l...