Can't Read, Can't Write
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Can't Read, Can't Write
Weekly podcast following Michigan State Spartan athletics, with a blend of Big Ten and national headlines sprinkled in.
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Sweet Sixteen Bound!
The Spartans are on their way to Washington DC, and a date with UConn. Oh, and the hockey team are also playing The Huskies! We also talk about other...
This Carr is Taking Us Dancing!
It's officially March Madness, but MSU isn't exactly rolling. We talk about the B10 Tournament bounce, the bracket draw, and what this looks like goin...
Jeremy Fears Truther Podcast
Hoops are headed to the Big Ten Tournament, and hockey clenched a conference title. There was a Michigan game. There was an all-senior lineup. The guy...
On My Child's Life
MSU swept the state of Indiana — ending a 12-year drought at Mackie and running through Assembly Hall without a lead change — and Grooch came back fro...
Toasters in the Cold Tub
Two wins against UCLA and Ohio State keep the Spartans at 22-5, but this episode earns its soul not from the wins themselves — the UCLA game was a blo...
Past the Hog Line
Baby Grooch has arrived, Kevin is on FMLA, and Michigan State got absolutely torched in Madison — so it's business as usual on Can't Read, Can't Write...
We Finally Address the Salacious Rumors & Sports are Fun Again!
It's a Can't Read, Can't Write bombshell episode, where the truth will be revealed. Oh, and there's sports to be discussed, as well. Basketball is on...
Cheers for Fears!
A hard fought win and a tough loss for the hoops team. We break it down, look forward to the rest of the season, and check out the other sports happen...
A Top 10 Tilt Against Michigan
A successful west coast trip, an absolute humiliation of Maryland, but the gut of the schedule is nearly here. We discuss it all, take a walk off gran...
#1 Kenpom Defense Going Hard at the Rim
Hoops is on a west coast swing, but there's plenty to talk about in the meantime. We have a look at the team, the Football program, and ice hockey's s...
Paul Davis Comes to Town
What a week! Two basketball games, transfer portal activity, and the reemergence of a certain Twisted Tea aficionado.
Then we talk about it all,...
Corncobbed
The Spartans get shucked at Nebraska, and there's a ton on movement on the football team. Like, everyone is in the portal. But, we're also adding play...
F It! We'll Do It Live!
"Oh no. Plum has broken containment."
The boys try something new! It's a live show recorded during the second half of the Cornell game, and goin...
Izzo & Kampe Sitting in a Tree...
Tom takes the guys down to LCA for our annual tilt against Oakland. Meanwhile, Fitz is filling out his coaching staff, to various degrees of fanfare....
Road Conference Win & Moore!
A tricky win on the road in conference is a win none the less! Also, there's traction on the football coaching positions, including an old fan favorit...
$401,000,000 Poverty Program
Daaaaaaaamn!
It wasn't a great week in sports outcomes, but it was a spectacular week in sports fundraising. We chat about the donation, basketb...
G’bye Jonathan. H’llo Fat Patzgerick!
And so, Jonathan (L) Smith Part Two: Electric Boogaloo is officially over. The dawn of a new era of Spartan Football is upon us.
But, it looks...
We're Not Mad, We're Just Disappointed
Another week, another loss for this football team. A team who has the potential to go winless in he Big Ten for the first time since 1958 (and that se...
Misery Loves Company & Plum's Mustache
Football continues to death spiral with yet another conference loss to a team without a coach and NCAA sanctions to boot. And if things couldn't get w...
Izzo > Cal
It was a good weekend in East Lansing, with the ice hockey team beating up on #3 Penn State, and beating the Razorbacks in Breslin. Oh, and no footbal...
Try Hard Awards
Another winnable game lost. We talk about the match and the program. Then take your social media questions. Time is a flat circle.
Join us next...
Good bye J-Smith
The team is now 0-5 in the Big Ten, and losing in all aspects of the game. What is there to do?
The boys talk about the game, the program, and t...
Forks Down (Our Throat)
One Hate Week down, one hate week to go. The Ole Brass Spitoon remains in Bloomington, and the program continues to tail spin. What does this mean goi...
When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Stop Trying
Misery. The guys delve into the UCLA game, analyzing the team's performance and the broader implications for the season. And program, for that matter....
Overthrown and Overblown: A Breakdown-filled Break Down with Matt Sheehan
Matt Sheehan joins us to discuss MSU's performance against Nebraska. What are the implications for this team, season, and program moving forward. Then...
Can't Read, Can't Write, Can't Math: An Empirical Study of Victory/Loss Correlation Matrices Based on Three-Way Transitive Relationships in College Football
It's a bye week, so what have we to do but speculate? The boys preview Nebraska, look at the college football landscape, and draw conclusions. Then th...
Jimmy and Joe and Down They Go
The guys breakdown MSU's 45-31 loss to USC and walk away impressed by the team's resiliency. We get into scheme vs. personnel, the growth this team ha...
X's and Oh No's with Dante Razzano
We're joined by Dante Razzano of YouAreTheProgram to discuss the Michigan State Spartans' recent performance against Youngstown State.
We bre...
Eckley! Eckley! Hey's our (Ray) Guy!
Kicker U is 2-0 , defeating the Boston College in a double overtime thriller. The guys got together after the game to record their reactions, look for...
From Lean & Mean to Fat & Sassy: a Tale of 2 Halves
Your Spartans are 1-0, but how did it look? The guys hopped on a call after the game to discuss and take your social media questions.
Join us n...
Hot and Ready (for Kickoff)!
In this episode of 'Can't Read Can't Write', we dive into the excitement surrounding the upcoming football season, specifically the first game against...
MSU Hot Seats while UM Cheats
College football is nigh (but not next week), and the NCAA finally releases its findings on the UM cheating scandal. And you have social media questio...
Hold on to Your Butts: An Offensive Preview
Woke is dead, so the bro-cast gets as offensive as it can get! MSU football offensive, that is. Got em! Man, we're ready for the Comedy Mothership.
Will the Defense be Offensive? A 2025 Defensive Primer
Defense wins championships. So, let's preview them to find out if they have the goods.
Oh, and Plum get's going about Tre Holloman at Moneyball...
Kicking Off Football Previews (get it? it's a special teams joke)
We kick off our 2025 Spartan Football season preview with Special Teams. You know, punting, fielding, driving fans crazy. That stuff. Then we talk abo...
It's a CRCW F, Mary, Kill Variety Show!
The Social Media questioners have spoken, and there's a lot of heavy F, Mary, Kill questions in this one! But first we take a walk off Grand River, an...
Teenage Boys and Conference Noise
We're back! And we're bringing the football recruits! And the conference realignment! And the social media questions!
Join us next week on T...
Allocating Resources
Kind of a lot has happened in two weeks. MSU football is on a roll (?), The board has passed revenue sharing among student athletes, and THE WHOLE CRC...
Sweet Tea AD
Like a Bigfoot sighting, this is an extremely rare, well-timed episode. We break down a teenage boy choosing our school PLUS hiring a new AD who appea...
Jonesy Puts Izzy on a Pedestal
There's a new addition to the basketball team, and a new addition to the Jones family. And the LSJ tells its readers to shut their yap about 'juice' i...