The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
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The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop culture podcast - period. Hosted by comedians Shalewa Sharpe and Gastor Almonte.
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Ep. 277 - Black Jack
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Oscars, the cancelation of Magic City night, and the Black Jack Harlow.
PATREON LAUNCH!
Bonus EP - Lady Luck
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Target trying to come back into our homes, Racoon burglars and a woman who won $50k lottery a...
Ep. 276 - Teacups to Breakups
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about teacup pigs growing up, camel beauty contest drauma, and Sunday recording sessions.
Bonus EP - Big Momma's Lotto Algo
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about squirrels taking down the internet, traveling toucans, and Lotto system pays off in Ohio.
Ep. 275 - Squeaky Show Trauma
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about squeaky sneakers, tipsy school lunches, and the legend of Magic City.
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Bonus EP - Cold Cuts and Take Out
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a Trader Joe's recall, undercover police at the Lunar New Year's parade, and how many loose pi...
Ep. 274 - IMDB or Death
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about levels of friendship, midevil Yankee fitted, and tv show fans battle on the internet.
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Bonus EP - Snake skin
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about llama crews solving crimes, pickleball wars, and when its the right time to turn into a snake....
Ep. 273 - No Latex in Italy
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about sad horses, Area 51, and the lack of condoms at the Olympics.
PATREON LAUNCH!
Bonus EP - Kick Rocks Kid Rock
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Kid Rock's canceled tour and Waymo being controlled by workers in other countries.
Ep. 272 - A.I. Gastor
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Bad Bunny halftime show and the alternative, Sysco paying out it's truck drivers, and the unimpressi...
Bonus EP - Turkeys Gone Wild
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about more killer elephants, new rules at Cracker Barrel corporate, and wild turkeys attacking post...
Ep. 271 - What Were We Talking About?
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about sock technology, the Grammys, and the halftime show
PATREON LAUNCH!
For al...
Bonus EP - Magic Moment
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a museum dedicated to personal failures, a rescue mission needed for pet rats and break up bet...
Ep. 270 - Snow Storm Fly
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the east coast snow storm clean up job, loose lions, and corrupt DEA agents get caught helping child...
Bonus EP - Still Cold
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a town filled with donkeys, eating AI art, fighting SAD.
PATREON LAUNCH! F...
Ep. 269 - On Brand
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about killer elephants, bears finding comfort under your home, and Disney workers going above and beyond....
Ep. 268 - Dame Dashed
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about lawsuits over the McRib, getting hurt at an Outback Steakhouse bathroom, and ranking the cleanest ai...
Bonus EP - Doughnut Candles
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about drinking nitrogen cocktails, changes in the porta potty business, and dealing with the constan...
Ep. 267 - Pee Clear
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about plans for 2026, dressing as your mother to collect her pension, and the struggles of Waymo.
Bonus EP - 43 & Counting
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the end of traditional mail service in Denmark, giving birth in a Waymo, and how many proposal...
Ep. 266 - A.J.B.T.T.F.
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about ending poverty, Dracula themed park and punchin Jake Paul in the face.
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Bonus EP - Crisp Cloud White T
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about claiming pets as dependents, the most Google'd sex questions of the year and Pantone picking a...
Ep. 265 - Giant Santa
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about oversized holiday decorations, 92-year-old gamers, and poorly named female medicine.
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Bonus EP - Not that Adolf
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a politician overcoming a less-than-ideal name, a tv producer inspired by her day job to commi...
Ep. 264 - Dialogue on Dialogue
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about overeating steak, Netflix buying up the industry, and are we on too many socials.
Bonus EP - Fart for your Memory
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a pet owner who is being fined because of it's tresspassing cat, the effects of immigration po...
Ep. 263 - Racoon Ratchet
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about causing traffic for a bad music video, drunk racoons, and the business you didn't think of that woul...
Bonus EP - We're all shook up
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the limitations of AI, eagles dropping surprises, and judges dressing up as Elvis.
Ep. 262 - Turkey and Dreams
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Thanksgiving Day plans, alternative ways to get your dream job, and the bears keep winning.
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Bonus EP - I was meant to Cook
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about turkey flavored Oreo's, butter and mayo joining forces and finding your passion during sick le...
Ep. 261 - Alienation of Affection
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about forgotten divorce laws in North Carolina, SNAP benefits under attack, and the Neptunes on Politics....
Bonus EP - In the name of STEM
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Amazon lawsuit settlement, meaningless pickle breaking record is broken, and the best exercise...
Ep. 260 - Scam Responsibly
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about stadium naming rights, cloning pets, and how to scam on dating sites.
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After These Messages (drum roll) We'll Be Right Back
PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspo...
Ep. 259 - You Don't Mess with the Zohran
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the election results!
PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those that have asked how th...
Bonus EP - Back Breath
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about scientist discovering we can breathe through our backside, mosquitos arriving in Iceland and a...
Ep. 258 - New Orleans Forever
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about gambling rings, the return of Verzuz, and the hate from the internet connection.
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Bonus EP - Bear on the old Block
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how many gummies are too many gummies and wild bears visisting their friends.
Ep. 257 - Headliners
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Monica & Brandy's tour, the obligations of a headliner, and they debate over how many songs you need...