I Know, I Need To Stop Talking... so I made a podcast
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I Know, I Need To Stop Talking... so I made a podcast
I've been rambling on for years on my blog, and now I thought I'd start rambling on via a podcast as well. I'm eclectic; very sweary; frequently livid; perpetually confused. Topics I'm likely to cover will include gin, parenting, gin, why Original Source mint and tea tree shower gel is a fucking lia...
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Alan Titchmarsh, eat your heart out
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In which I discover a few of my favourite things; Toast is a dick; Mr IKINTST makes some outrageous allegations about me; I come up...
Rumpy pumpy and hanky panky
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In which Mr IKINTST comes up with the most unattractive metaphors for sex, ever; we discuss Christmas Incidents; Mr IKINTST performs...
The One With Naked Painting
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In which THERE HAS BEEN A STORM; we discuss pig penises; I break a bath, and have a series of encounters with dodgy men brandishing...
The dying art of being a flasher
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In which I walk a marathon (did I mention I walked a marathon?!), and talk about it A LOT; Mr IKINTST defies medical science; we rue...
Is that a sink plunger in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?
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In which Mr IKINTST and I join forces to BRING BACK THE PODCAST. We discuss cats with fetishes, horny tortoises, and quite what Mr I...
The Podcast Is Back!!!
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In which, after an 18 month absence, the podcast comes back!!! We discuss the ever-chaotic state of my desk; the arrival of Toast (t...
The World's Worst Podcaster
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In which it's apparently very hot; I am the world's worst podcaster; I share one of Mr IKINTST's most excellent comedy moments; Jami...
Nana
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In which I remember Nana; I share some very exciting breaking news, which will excite precisely no one other than me; I hit new leve...
A shaved cucumber
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In which I gear up for a bonkers week; I have the Night From Hell; my cats are absolute dicks; we discuss the utter pointlessness of...
The big mice are coming!
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In which I update you all on my writing plans; I explain why you didn't get a podcast last week; Beth has a difficult day; I contemp...
Don't try and tell me this isn't where the glamour is!
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In which I am deeply unglamorous; I have my first AirBNB experience, and make a total tw*t out of myself in public; the cats are d*c...
I'm too old for this sh*t
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In which the podcast comes BACK; we have a very exciting Friday night out; I prove my old age credentials; my cat is a twat; I have...
"I loved seeing that dead fox"
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In which it is very windy; my love sausage comes out a treat; I discover something even more disturbing than a love sausage; Jamie r...
The love sausage
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In which I go out to buy a love sausage; I do some Proper Adulting; Beth gives me a very proud parenting moment; we celebrate the li...
UP THE BORO!
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In which I successfully complete Dry January; Beth plays in the cup semi-final; I excel at Embarrassing Parenting; we celebrate UP T...
I've got a really accessible cervix!
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In which I return from a podcast hiatus; I stagger to the end of Dry January; I explain all the reasons you should steer well clear...
We did it!
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In which we all make it through the first week in January; I tackle Dry January; Jamie is bemused by testing, and Blazer-Gate ensues...
"Oh my days!"
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In which New Year's Eve goes on a bit bloody long; my cats are (festive) dicks; my kids are amazing; there's controversy on the Chri...
Festive ****ing mayhem
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It's the festive edition of the podcast: in which I share some of my favourite Christmas memories and traditions; life is discombobu...
"Would you like to see my episiotomy scar?"
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In which I declare it to be Officially Christmas; Mr IKINTST and I attempt to write a Christmas song, and have a difference of opini...
My cold and frosted vagina
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In which my vagina is indeed cold and frosted (it's ****ing FREEZING!); we have a heated debate about the correct point in the year...
Adulting Is Hard
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In which we discuss the soul destroying adulting task that is "life admin"; I confess to my secret fetish; my cats are dicks, again;...
Glimpses into madness
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In which I record a podcast in the midst of abject chaos; I debate a creative addition to my Christmas cake; Fanny Craddock scares m...
I SANG AT THE ROYAL ALBERT HALL!!!
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In which I live out an all time dream, and sing at the Royal Albert Hall; I have one of the maddest weeks ever; my hair appointment...
****ing pumpkins
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In which I get unfeasibly irritated by pumpkins; we talk about not setting unrealistic expectations for ourselves; teenagers are bri...
Pink cheese!!
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In which my 40th birthday celebrations finally happen; Beth and her teams play some bloody brilliant football; I am the Embarrassing...
It's the last one of my 30s!
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In which I record the last podcast of my 30s; I almost make a total tit out of myself at work; Covid is a dick; we celebrate the bri...
"This isn't the mouse you're looking for"
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In which I get absolutely bloody soaked; we discuss the hell of a hungover Saturday morning, poolside; Beth encounters gravity; we d...
The parenting truths I wish I'd known
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In which I share the truths I wish I'd known before I became a parent; my Ocado delivery goes rogue; everyone loses their shit over...
Mortifying moments
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In which I share some of my most mortifying moments over the years; I get to live out an all time dream; I have an Irritating Week,...
Going Out Out!
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In which I go Out Out; my neighbours are batshit; I explain whyTop Gear probably won't be calling me up any time soon; we stay in pe...
It's hard to record a podcast with an anus in your face
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In which I thank you all for being so bloody brilliant; I am That Mum; we appreciate the golden moments; Jamie lives his best life;...
Happy Podcastiversary!
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In which this podcast celebrates its one year anniversary, and I say a massive thank you to all of you for supporting it; I remember...
90s nostalgia
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In which I take a trip back down memory lane to life as a teenage girl in the 1990s; I feel better and WELL, and ALIVE!!!; the child...
Poorly sick
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In which I get poorly sick; we are lucky enough to go away on holiday; Jamie reaches new levels of ineptness; I lobby for crazy golf...
Bring in the Willy Blanket!
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In which they finally turn down the sun; I participate in the competitive sport of Dishwasher Reemptying; teachers are amazing; Beth...
Daddy oh my Daddy!!
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In which I reveal the outcome of my Ocado debacle; Beth is vaguely mortifying; football doesn't come home... but it kind of does; Ja...
It's coming home
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In which I apologise for absence; we face the least fun family Saturday night activity ever; ASAP is a dick; I am obstreperous, and...
Helicopter parenting and middle class tantrums
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In which my kitchen appliances are dicks, as are my cats; I max out on helicopter parenting; Jamie achieves a teenage dream; the pod...
Bloody periods
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In possibly my most Too Much Information podcast yet, we talk about bloody periods; Jamie gets wet; I am very grateful not to be in...